Cow's iPhone Mars 87G

This cow is so sad as she had lost her iPhone Mars 87G.
She accidentally thrown her iPhone in air due to earth's gravity her iPhone fell down into grass of earth. She is forcing earth's cows to eat the grass near felt iPhone.

The Wanted Cow

REWARD 999$ tax

This is the most wanted cow in mars. If  seen, please report at this no. +4190-8021-8088(Toll Free). To get this cow you have to go from earth to mars. When you are going to the mars by your bicycle so please take care of you because there are many army cows they use red milk guns to kill someone so when the milk touch your body try to act like you are dead. When you are on mars, walk forward and forward, after 1 year you will stop at the place where you started walking. You can see your rocket at your left side and a tree at your right side.Under that tree you can catch the cow.

-Govt. Mars

                       RED MILK OF COWS ON MARS

It is said to be the milk of cows is white but some scientist says that by their new experiment they tried to take a bucket of milk from the cows of mars.When they were getting the milk from cows the cows starts dancing.The color of milk was red.This is said to be that the cows milk is pure red without water which increases the quantity of blood in the human body, and will be available on the earth soon.

Cows on mars are intelligent as compared to earth

Mars has plenty of intelligent cows.

They discovered modes of communication before human.
These cows have big heads as compared to that on earth.

They don't eat grass as they eat rocks on mars.

Cows on mars ???

Scientists estimated traces of life on mars. Many people do not believed in it.
One day i taken out my old telescope from storage room. I set it up near my room's window to see stars. It was faced toward mars. I zoomed into mars. Then i saw a strange thing.
I said "What is this?"
It was a cow.